It has come to my attention that some are concerned that this blog will contain blatant exaggerations of the truth, resulting in the defamation of those blogged about. I would like to clarify that although there may be slight, let me repeat SLIGHT, exaggerations of the truth, they are only done to convey the true tone/feeling/expression of those being defamed. If you don't like code talk, Adam is worried that he's going to sound like a complete bozo on this blog. To be honest with you, he just might. And you know what? That's okay, because I married him because he could be a bozo. C'mon, a girl always likes a man who can make her laugh, right?